Ain't no way

Doesn't that guy also like, have a scat-fetish? Hence the name.

I should have never pooped that turd. I blame the bad tuna my Hooman gave me.

They wish they had my hamster

To be fair the piss piss poopy man baby has became an icon of Twitter.

Terminally online

Read this to die instantly

If Conservatives Want To Win The Culture War, We Need Our Own ‘Saturday Night Live’

Conservatives must confront the left in the arena of entertainment.

"We have an old white dude with a scat fetish."

This is a joke, right?