"FIRE IN A CROWDED THEATER" REFLECTS A POPULAR UNDERSTANDING OF THE CORRECT IDEA THAT THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT LITERALLY PROSCRIBE ANY REGULATION OF ANY SPEECH FOR ANY REASON AND LAWSPLAINING BRANDENBURG TO REGULAR PEOPLE IS LIKE ARGUING THAT ONLY NEW YORK CITY HAS REAL BAGELS AND PIZZA

OMG yes thank you for saying it.

*whispers* it does though

ONLY NEW YORK CITY HAS REAL BAGELS AND PIZZA

Okay, but that part about NYC is essentially correct …