I had a really good nap tonight. The best part was that I woke up. It’s those naps you don’t wake up from that you gotta look out for. ☠️
it’s coming along ok! this goes on the brim of a beanie
. CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays! ME: Okay, so, no eggs for breakfast. CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, eggs are okay. ME: But eggs are chickens, right? CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, not until they hatch. ME: OH. So, a thing isn't a thing until it's born? CATHOLIC CHURCH: Correct. No, WAIT -
If you see this, post a birb 🐦
Since the theme of today seems to be buckets. I cry a lot. It’s cathartic. My bucket is only about halfway full these days. I need a job. I need a new life. But every day, I’m adding a little bit more to my bucket. It had a hole in it for a little bit. But I think I’ve helped patch it. Good night.
Alt: A little cartoon drawing of a bucket with a face
I just read a post that said “Pete Davidson is what Beetlejuice looked like when he was alive” and now I can’t unsee it.