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mikael
@citizenalien.bsky.social
recovering quest giver, serial immigrant
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disgusting

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libgen suck ass

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I met a famous Muay Thai fighter in Pattaya in 2005 at his snooker bar. I wish I could remember his name or find a picture

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Me in 2050: Fuck, I can’t believe I’m alive today My grandchildren: Pop-Pops, let’s go see The Hangover Part 8 narrated by AI David Attenborough. We got you some shell-free M&Ms

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as my Boy Scout leader used to say, that bear isn’t going to fuck itself

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slippery slope bruh

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Minor tip - you can throw potions at your team in battle to hit multiple members. Aim at their feet so you don’t hurt them though! Also you can swap items in their inventories mid battle

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the master of dong fu has logged on

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That was my Nokia ringtone for a while

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I was exploded into existence by “White People for Peace” by Against Me for a couple years in university. I can’t imagine handing that energy that suddenly anymore.

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mikael
@citizenalien.bsky.social
recovering quest giver, serial immigrant
21 followers31 following15 posts