@larsenonfilm.bsky.social just catching up with the “Top 5 Whodunits” episode, and I have to report in that David Suchet in the PBS TV series is, for my money, absolutely the definitive Poirot.

Hey @andrewhickey.500songs.com — I have two five-hour drives coming up in the next two days. Just sayin’.

Man, that crushed ice button is a Rubicon. Press it once, and you will never again just have cubes.

Your campaign slogan is your last name the last text you sent: Hoffman 2024: I’m just proud of myself that i remembered how to put the spare on

It really blows my mind that someone was like “let’s drill into a tree and collect the wood-flavored water that drips out and then reduce it and reduce it and reduce it absolutely beyond belief until a gallon of tree water becomes a tablespoon of molten sugar, and then kids can put it on waffles.”

Smart, charming, and thoroughly midwestern… I think Walz is a great choice. #kamala24

What do you call it when Julie Andrews has bad breath? Supercallafragelisticexpihallitosis (I’ll show myself out)

Holy cow, that ending, though… Reine Céline. Not a dry eye. #olympics

I was NOT expecting so many decapitations! #olympics

*rubs temples* An editor is a contractor for words. It's an editor's job to come in, suck air through their teeth, and go, "Well, here's your problem..." before giving you a list of load-bearing errors and what it'll take to fix them. If you don't want this, please seek out a writer's group.