twilight is a classic and relatable story about a white woman struggling to choose between dating a stalker white man with an ominously large age gap and having sex with a dog

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I mean, sometimes those are just your options. 🤷

She should have picked the dog.

It will always be fascinating to me that Stephenie Meyer came up with what’s basically a gender-swapped Near Dark and I fully believe it was probably a coincidence.

So true

And bad vampire fiction as well.

Classic mormon dilemma.

My partner is ex mormon and when we listened to the books on audiobook, she was getting a LOT more from the books than I was.