who up who hornee

There comes a point in your life where you have to accept that whatever smells good that someone else is cooking- is probably garlic and onions. It is a right of passage as an adult. It is only once we accept this that we are truly free.

y'all wanna see clippy's booty??

I know, I know, all the brands are coming and harshing the vibe, but not me, not Clippy - I'm just here to help!