I stopped Tweeting so long ago that I forgot what it's like to broadcast every stupid thought that flutters in wobbly ellipses around my brain and oh look I can still do it guys it's like riding a bike and furthermore I'd like to comment on the recent

Checking to see if this is the actual you. 🍄

1st mute! Congrats!

I'm neurospicy, I've been broadcasting every splatter of ridiculous noodle sauce that spills out since childhood. Manufacturer defect or special feature? Now social media just lets me document it. Guess how long I've been better at masking? 😭

what's up craig