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Closet Hipster
@closet-hipster.bsky.social
Queer artist, researcher, mac and cheese connoisseur
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sporkboot.bsky.social

Look at this little guy sitting on a rock

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GMcatbus.bsky.social

🙀

caption:
if you put Nicolas Cage's face on Ross from friends it just makes him look more like Ross 
photo one: Ross from friends
photo to: with Nic Cages face, intensifying the Ross-ness
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BBsoapachu.bsky.social

"no time to explain - get in the pea"

A tiny green Volkswagen car which basically looks like a metal pea on wheels
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GCpalecentaur.bsky.social

Literally the most Denji-ass response imaginable.

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Ccait.bsky.social

do you want to see something so so beautiful

Frogspotting
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Zoie Liopiros • 1h • ©
I've been hearing a frog singing from inside our wind chimes for a month or so, but today I found out it's not just one frog! It's a whole secret society
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LIcoolhand.bsky.social

You’ve heard of Barbenheimer, but have you heard of …

The image is a humorous mashup of two movie posters: "Die Hard" and "Home Alone." It features the face of Bruce Willis from "Die Hard" on the left with an exploding building, juxtaposed with Macaulay Culkin's character from "Home Alone" looking shocked with his hands on his cheeks. The text "DIE" from the "Die Hard" poster and "ALONE" from the "Home Alone" poster are combined to read "DIE ALONE," creating a playful blend of the two films' titles. The poster suggests a nonexistent crossover film and carries a comedic tagline, blending the themes of action and family comedy.
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APmorte.bsky.social

hey babe sorry i was late i got caught up watching lockpicking videos

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Found a serious leak under the sink. Please send help.

A leak (the vegetable) looking serious under a sink.
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HBhexcraft.bsky.social

I don't drink alcohol, smoke, do drugs, have sex, or gamble but I can't help my self from having an ice cold Dr. Pepper.
Picture of dr pepper above text
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CHcloset-hipster.bsky.social

Anyone else remember Smallville? Rewatching. Chesus christ.

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Closet Hipster
@closet-hipster.bsky.social
Queer artist, researcher, mac and cheese connoisseur
15 followers26 following5 posts