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Dr. Finstock's Monster ๐ŸŽƒ
@coachfinstock.bsky.social
Football. Basketball. Democracy. Cream cheese. Editor: Eater, The Feast (RIP), Citypaper (RIP) Writer: LA Weekly, Inky, Ranker, Zagat
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Mr. Beast is only 26. I'm going to walk into the ocean. Also thanks for giving away 25 fire hazards and a paperweight.

To celebrate my 26th birthday I'm giving away 26 Teslas
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His ill-gotten wealth must be fading, the dude can't even afford a pair of shoes it seems

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Sceaselessinsea.bsky.social

Why is he in socks?

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The most punchable looking face on YouTube, I honestly can't even explain why I feel that way. It's a reaction from deep down in my lizard brain.

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SEspfhockeyfan.bsky.social

Should I know who this guy is

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MMbedwyr.bsky.social

Apparently he's the one responsible for so many YouTube thumbnails having open mouth reaction takes. Also he doesn't appear to have a life. As in, he can carry on relationships and existence without compulsively thinking about how to turn it into content for the content gods. It's pitiful really.

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Qhandle.invalid

I am desperately trying not to go count them

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shamana.bsky.social

Most Tesla vehicles sold in a while.

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GGacab4cutie.top

heโ€™s WHAT Iโ€™M OLDER THAN HIM WHAT THE HELL MAN

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Tmoll.dev

Allegedly heโ€™s an alcoholic, so he looks 35

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Rrabsinthe.scot

I hate his face. Itโ€™s not just punchable, itโ€™s eminently kickable.

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Dr. Finstock's Monster ๐ŸŽƒ
@coachfinstock.bsky.social
Football. Basketball. Democracy. Cream cheese. Editor: Eater, The Feast (RIP), Citypaper (RIP) Writer: LA Weekly, Inky, Ranker, Zagat
16.6k followers720 following21.7k posts