Cookie Monster wasn't on Sesame Street today and was supposed to be I'm hoping he's on the short list and is having his face to face with Kamala Harris today

He'd be the first Muppet-American in higher office. Well, openly Muppet-American.

She definitely charged him with a petty pot crime and threw him into prison like she did in SF county to all the colored folks. How else did you think he ate all those cookies.

got way too smoked out with snoop

This got posted to the group chat, and I found the exact right gif to respond. [Screenshot has a still of Cookie Monster mid-speech against a green backdrop, finger raised and mouth open. Caption reads, “Ask not what cookie can do for you, ask what you can do for MORE COOKIES”]

You don’t eat cookies with Snoop Dogg and show up for work the next day

Can't wait for the VP debate Vance: talks about faith CM: youtu.be/U5X4N2exOsU?...

Tom Waits/Cookie Monster mashup - God's Away On Business

Tom Waits sometimes sounds eerily like Cookie Monster. Not that I mind! Here's Cookie Monster's rendition of "God's Away On Business". Please check out the s...

that's good enough for me!

Please don't make me suffer through several hundred views of a "Now what starts with the letter C? Corruption!"RNC ads.

Won’t help win PA. It’s gonna be Gritty.

Gritty Flyers GIF

ALT: Gritty Flyers GIF

I love CM's stance on cookies.