Fuck. Yes. I cannot wait for this. Please do not cancel. Please. I need to see a grown man in an ill-fitting suit accidentally deep fry his too-long tie.

His…tie… yes, that is also what I hope gets deep fried.

His orange gonna drip off

Fry oil is very hot in terms of heat.

I assume even the most online-brained of his followers have moved on from the “Kamala didn’t really work at McD’s” conspiracy from a few weeks ago, so I love that this is another time-wasting stunt for an increasingly narrow audience, in the home stretch of the campaign. Brilliant work.

There is absolutely no way a McDonald’s franchisee lets Trump work the fry cooker. Businesses have lost their insurance coverage for less.

I've heard hot oil wipes out the latest COVID variant like nothing we've ever seen before.

If he doesn't wear a hair net the food inspector should shut them down

Donny T bobbing for chicken McNuggets... Please!

Someone should tell him how delicious ice is when deep fried.