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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convic...

Dude looks and sounds like a slimy weirdo. never liked him

I thought this was James Franco, I stg these shitstains look all the same to me

Honestly, that is EXACTLY what I thought when the accusations popped up in the news feed

This should be the new standard for the Mandela effect

I love how I can't tell which of the ads on Onion articles are real and which ones are just other bullshit Onion articles.

I was about to say "i think that came out back when pineapple express was released" and it dawned on my im thinking of james franco

It really is.

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I certainly thought he was.