you kind of have to, being as theyre all stuck together with the cheese

may the capocollo turn to ash in his mouth

we can't even get hand soap dispensers to stop being racist

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all of DS9 is only in Spanish, French and German audio right now! we started Babel and it was like, there's no way OBrien is supposed to be overdubbed in Spanish but...... maybe?

fantasizing about a response like "look, Im not a bot, but I am a HUGE fan of eels, so let me spend the next 10 texts telling you about them"

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it's very well researched! there are many well known examples of societies both behind and ahead of the US on this curve!

can the grocery drone unlock the fucking laundry detergent case