Uh, maybe I would care about protecting nature more if it was fun? I should be able to feed a talking tree seeds and then pick cool fruit off it. Plants should heal your wounds. And why can't any of our wildlife be trained to fight in battle? Get with the times, planet Earth

Why would you play any other video game when you can play Legend of Mana

Found out I had unclaimed property from the Illinois State Treasury, hell yeah

Legend of Mana stealth-dropped on Xbox Game Pass today, oh shit oh fuck

When you eat too many figs

This is how Italians tell you to go fuck yourself

This election, there's only one candidate that's got my vote, and that's little chocolate donuts.

I need another episode of Rude Tales of Magic exclusively about Crabby Krabem @rudetales.bsky.social

Every day when I get home from work I do a Magical Girl transformation scene and appear in boxers and nothing else and then I make dinner

He's got the whole world, in his hands He's got the whole wide world, in his ha--oh shit he just dropped us oh shit oh fu