I don't understand the educational point of reenactments. Why is it better than just reading about them? What additional understanding does it provide and why do I need it? To me it's always felt like taking a victory lap (not that there's anything wrong with that, but it's just the vibe I get).

"laws are for you, not for me"

"this is a pretty cool app, but you know what would really make it great is cluttering it up with a bunch of eyesores!"

My favorite thing is when people act like they're these great philanthropists who are giving away so much money. I don't know about you, but if I were to give away a lot of money, I'd end up with less money, not more.

That's why you wear a fake mustache! Maybe a silly hat.

Pumpkin!!

Yeah this makes it sound like he fell off, when really he was never on. His books have always sucked, and he just added one more to the pile.

I think we can convince them gravity isn't real, and that jumping out of a window of a tall building can't hurt you.