"spending power" fucking hell

mug check

hooking TAS-Bot up to the elevator controls so that it goes sideways whilst clipping through the building's geometry

nightmare where i’m at a charcuterie party, ask if there are any gluten-free crackers, and then someone holds a mirror up to my face while everybody laughs

sophie's "one in, one out" rule

explained to my kid today that this is what the internet used to be like. you'd be trying to get a site to load and the spice girls would not leave you alone. they would get in the way of the monitor. they would touch the keyboard while you were typing. im glad they broke up

the un-maximized inner window in the browser window is making me feel unwell also i hate that i know it's called an mdi (multi-document interface), just wasted braincells i should have used to learn to play the drums or something

oh shit thanks for reminding me, i need to read that book about the libertarian town that was taken over by wild bears