I know a few people who should be issued problems by the government

This one might actually be true

Oh fuck yeah it's a great way to completely ruin yourself

My last therapist tried to kill himself

Too cute.

I am a high value man but today's treacherous females cannot appreciate that and thus I'm stuck in a cycle of loneliness, rage and crying masturbation which is the birthright of all elite men. True warrior's spirit.

A clear repeat offender

My man killed every 1st born in Egypt and is claiming self defense

"Attempted murder! Now honestly what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?!"

Separate an artist from their sneakers because I need some new shoes