Keeping women dry is his speciality

You won today's internet.

Indeed

Drier than the Gobi desert.

You just know that this umbrella was made with the skin of his ancestor's serfs

Heyoooooo, as it were.

😂😂😂

that's the lass who got scared of a bin because it had graffiti on it 😭😭😭

Is that another one of Johnson's? Looks exactly like Charlotte Owen.

Who the hell is Fleur Meston? Isn't Rees Mogg a commited Christian?