I guess I could always settle for a masters degree if I have to. You know, if it's from a good school. (Context for anyone new: I never graduated college but have a thing for and also almost exclusively attract women with advanced degrees)

250* women over 30 getting their PhDs here just means 250 opportunities to fall in love. *I did zero math to arrive at this estimate

Something tells me this account is about to suddenly get super horny for PhDs again

When I said there are downsides to moving back to Athens, I didn't mean it was all downside

my favorite Kris Kristofferson story remains this one townhallmeeting.org/2021/01/18/h...

IMHO, the greatest lyricist — and probably the greatest songwriter in popular music. RIP. youtu.be/TXSl-cuv_iE?...

Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down

YouTube video by Kris Kristofferson - Topic

Living literally across the street from Pinky's was pretty great, but that was about it. Sadly, I moved in after the owner got caught with that truck full of weed.

i will not be pedantic this is not the time i will not be pedantic this is not the time i will not be pedantic this is not the time (Jimmy Webb wrote Highwayman)

Yup. There we go. We're safe.

Wait, looks like I mentally added an extra zero to how much those bags cost. So not as big of a miss, but we're still talking motorcycle money for a handbag.