checking out the new Opeth single “Three Simoleons”

Woke Duke Nukem

investing $40

all some…some all 🤦

it’s all connectened..

i’ve gathered from watching <scorpion> exclusively with the sound off that Robert Patrick’s character is the “unc” of the series

leaving my baby watching <scorpion> on mute for 10 hours every day while i’m at work

Real tall guy lumbered across the highway in the middle of nowhere and I thought I was experiencing a Class A Sasquatch encounter

I’ve lunched

After a long battle with being alive, Elon Musk has died. He leaves behind a bargeful of unfathered children he named after keyboard keys and a parade of exclusively celebratory ex-wives. A team of medical experts confirmed for the tech giant in his final moments on earth, "You are inbred."