My major contribution to UK political science is this diagram which I call ‘The Triangle of Stupidity’.

See I would have assumed that the 2028 Conservative manifesto was classified until a little closer to the next election but here it is!

Triangle I, to be overlaid by Triangle II to make hexagram: Swabian Hausfrau economic fallacy Free markets fallacy Nationalist supremacism

Doesn't have Ruala Lenski? Is it set on a ferry in the North Sea? Am I supposed to watch it to see the nautical trolley dollies sunbathing in their grundies during the title sequence?

Love it!

I should briefly outline the Stupidity Triangle theoretical basis.

What I love about the triangle of stupidity is that it is a closed system. No money can get into the country through those three sides.

Jenrick will soon be claiming this as support for his bid.

Do we dissect or square it.

Without sounding too condescending (ok, I admit it, I'm failing miserably) - the thicker you are, the more likely you are to vote for populists (left and right)