Maybe twas his plan all along!

Did you know Mark Twain invented modern bra latches originally for suspenders because he disliked the look and feel of suspenders latches?

This is targeted at my family

What are they gonna do without you Woot? They’ll have no one to direct their anger at!

Birb

As a cis person dating a trans person, I wish I didn’t have to choose between a senile racist with delusions of grandeur and a proto-fascist neolib with pro-institution tendencies

Ayo? That sounds delicious!!

What’s your fav yogurt flavor. Mines Peach but I’m always looking for the Apple Turnover flavor to come back

Not the bad yogurt! (And I assume you mean it’s gone bad, cus obviously there’s no bad flavors of yogurt)

rocket propelled grenade