lol I freaking love my hair stylist. Topic of conversation tonight was how we have forgotten how to talk to The Straights.

Ahaha oh holy fuck. My buddy who’s been part of my Blades in the Dark crew for YEARS recently got into a horrific car accident and has been in and out of medically induced comas while awaiting surgery. He’s awake today and told all of us folks checking in on him that he’s doing good 😭

Of course I devour an entire pizza after a long fucking work day. How many pizzas will I eat tomorrow night, I wonder?

RLP: My friend group has started comparing me to Tom Waits which just feels like stolen valor. Yeah, I live in a funky little house down by the train tracks, but surely there is more to being Tom Waits-cool than housing circumstances.

oct 1st means its time to listen to tom waits

I found my favorite recording of Lieder ohne Worte at the record store today. It was even on sale. I am freaking ecstatic.

Shout out to the year in which I lived in a Hilton hotel. Thanks to that hell year I have enough points to just fucking stay at a hotel for free for my top surgery consult.

Fuck I am so goddamn sleepy.

Oh shoot I have to write a speech to give to the student body next Monday. It’s very strange. Wrestling with having been a loner in high school and college with the near universal adoration and support I have now. I’m the resident weird little guy the students just can’t get enough of? Somehow?

It’s cool and rainy outside and I just want to eat baked goods and drink tea.