I don't know what to tell you, but "all the kids care about Palestine and that's why they listen to us" is the most how-do-you-do-fellow-kids thing possible.
His brain is permanently cooked. He needs to find some offline friends his own age.
The website of Lost Boys
"Look man, they just love our cleared eyed Arcade Fire album reviews. That's why the kids love us."
Clearly everyone enjoys jokes about Palestine. This is something with large mainstream appeal.
he has truly gotten so weird
Also, they like us because we give them the shallow takes they only want to hear is not something I'd be bragging about.
This guy sucks out loud.
Maybe it's satire on his part? He's actually done a good job with the Onion in terms of reviving classic parts of it. I honestly don't care about him being slightly out of touch as long as the Onion itself does well
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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