Vance is about to get thrown under the bus so hard I don’t even have a joke for it. There’s no way forward in which that dude isn’t toast. Trump loses, toast. Trump ditches him and wins, toast. Trump ditches him and loses, still toast. Trump wins, he’s Pence. Unironically, he’s a weird beta cuck
There's one way he could *not* be toast. Vance quits, retires from politics.
Great description of Vance!!! Thank you for a new way to refer to the couch fucker!!! Luke, I'm trying soo hard to make a professional assessment statement and I can't cause.... FUCKING GIGGLE FIT MAN!!!!!
I don't know if you're right about the last one: Trump wins with Vance, JD Vance is Acting President of the United States the nanosecond he can get more than half of Trump's cabinet to sign off on a letter stating Trump is an incoherent asshole who can barely push his Diet Coke desk button.
He’s so “Mike Pence on Jan 6th” and there’s no election yet!! He’s going to be blamed for ALL their failures lmao
It’s like after that mercenary army guy in Russia criticized Putin. It was only a matter of time before his number came up.
Is it ok if I get a grim joy in seeing it unfold?