I bet every time Mike Johnson defends Trump talking about Arnold Palmer’s dick he gets locked out of his phone by that little anti porn app he likes

Sure, but I hope his son is taking the opportunity to search for all the dick he can.

did mikes “adopted black son” (where is he, btw) also have a porn tracking app?

His son's phone blowing up with notifications of his dad googling "big dick tea"

I will say I’m very pleased to consider the spike in searches like “golf dick” due to this “Golf penis Trump news” is literally what I myself typed 🤣

MF ruining ice tea and lemonade over here Next he’s gonna talk about Shirley Temple’s tits and I’ll have to swear off cherries

Ever wonder what Mike Jonson's Johnson looks like? Let's ask Trump!

Not only does Johnson's family sound fracked up, but some of it sounds made up.

I was going to like this but...this is too much karma

Still weird that his son is the one that has to ground him.