Other DMs: *takes detailed session notes* Me as a DM:

some may even call this an egg plant 😎

it also tasted very bad 👍

the "plant based" mayonnaise that came with my hello fresh box apparently both "contains eggs" AND "might contain eggs" (!?) which makes me wonder why on earth didn't they just send me normal mayo lol

for the love of god please lock your obs sources

ive been offline for a bit but im really excited for the eclipse tomorrow! one in a lifetime experience not to be missed so i hear

there is a man sleeping on me pls send help

I keep forgetting this website exists but here is a photo of my face, ginger hair just dropped

Last Breath of the Wild playsesh today so I said goodbye by brining a cucco (who we named Patricia) all the way to Ganon. RIP sweet Patty x

First not tweet on not Twitter is awkward so here’s Ganondilf