Watching Mens 200M Freestyle Swimming. These Olympians can swim faster than I could jog the same distance! Crazy Fast!!!
“Just go about it…” - Chili Heeler 😉👍🏽
"Deplorables" became a badge of honor because being an asshole is the appeal of modern Republicanism. "Weird little creeps" makes them feel seen in a different way. Keep hitting back.
I asked Tara, if she were an animal what animal would she be? With out hesitation she said an Ewok! “She’s cute and feisty, she’s not affraid to sacrifice a human for shiny gold things!” Pray for me. 🐻
12 Years. We almost forgot today was our anniversary. 😂🤣 I hope one day you can say that you have found your “better half.” Tara truly is my better half in sickness and in health. It would be hard to live without her. I love you, Baby. Happy Anniversary!
As I was sitting down for bed last night I heard some pops and crackles and thought, “I’m getting old.” Turns out it was fireworks. 😂🤣🤦🏽♂️👨🏽🦳
I always feel like a badass when watching Celeberity Jeopardy. The questions are a little easier... A little 🤏🏽 🧐😂🤣🤔
Welcome to the Bahamas. It’s hot and so humid, don’t be fooled! Drowning in margaritas for medicinal purposes.
Totally forgot about this! 😂🤣