My condolences for the man who was barely injured despite his intentions to kill me. I hope he has a swift recovery so I can be killed faster and with vigor
It'd be ripe picking for a polka medley. If there's one thing that song could benefit from it's more accordion.
Happy Pride Month. Remember: Stonewall wasn't a petition, wasn't a letter of concern, wasn't a dismayed tweet. Stonewall was a RIOT against police harassment and brutality led by street queens of color and angry dykes. We are NEVER going back to hiding who we are.
(though in all seriousness, it'd probably be closer to this: youtu.be/ntSNuP67L9w?...)
Aperture Science announces its exciting new Pride initiative!Inspired by: https://charlesoberonn.tumblr.com/post/652902538340909056/charlesoberonn-aperture-s...
As long as corporations rainbow up during pride month it means they think there’s more people who like LGBTQ rights than there are bigots. I dread the day they stop doing it, because it will mean they now think there’s more bigots. Rainbow capitalism is annoying, but it’s also a barometer.
Honestly? It's time to bring back movie voiceover guy. Don't just throw "06/07/24" on screen and expect me to remember it. That's just a buncha fuckin' numbers. Get outta here with that shit. Have a guy yell it at me in the audio! "ON JUNE SEVENTH!" like damn dude! ok! June 7th!
well, on the bright side I didn't get convicted of 34 felonies today
I'm surprised I've never seen Marvel do a Choose Your Own Adventure book that puts you in the shoes of one of the Guardians of the Galaxy. I mean, the title even writes itself: "YOU Are Groot!"