Me to the cat: we fed you already Fact Checker: This lacks context

Nah

a woman is screaming with the words go spussy go spussy go spussy behind her

ALT: a woman is screaming with the words go spussy go spussy go spussy behind her

Opinions aren't facts, the cat would like to remind you

“But the other cats are eating NOW, so clearly you didn’t feed me 5 minutes ago”

my current state of absolute starvation suggests that you are factually incorrect

Objectively funny

Well, congratulations on having won a portion of the internet tonight!

The cat: humans lie

Fact Check: food was only placed onto a dish and I, the cat, was not fed but left to fend for myself

Any chance the dog is in the corner with a look of questioning why the cat always gets fish

No, the other human did not feed me. Nope. Definitely not. No way. Never.