I have a Cybertruck song to the tune of Spider-Man! Cybertruck, Cybertruck Guy that drives it’s a stupid fuck Thinks he’s cool but of course He just went through a divorce Watch out Here comes the Cybertruck

I just read this to my partner and we are both now crying laughing. Bless you.

😂😂

10/10, no notes.

OutfuckingSTANDING

I want to record this sometime now

Cybertruck, Cybertruck Gets wet once and you’re outta luck Can it haul a heavy load? Nope - it’s dead next to the road!

👏👏👏💐💐💐Bravissimo!

🎶 Is it strong? Listen, bud: It gets stuck in an inch of mud. Can it fetch resale cash? Nope, it’s only a piece of trash. Hey there! Don’t buy a Cybertruck 🎶

The one I learned off TikTok is to the Gummi Bears theme: Cybertruck, always driven by a stupid f*ck Drove it off the road and then it stuck It is a Cybertruck, it is a Cybertruck!