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Courtney Milan
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She/her. I write books about carriages, corsets, and smartwatches. Mother of (emoji) dinosaurs 🦖🦕. 羽生結弦 fan. Fan of tea. This biography should not be taken as a complete description. courtneymilan.com
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I personally think that Walz is going to debone JD Vance like a tender chicken leg and manipulate the sloughed off meat like a puppet.

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TEanarcish.bsky.social

Well Vance already looks like a wet raw chicken breast so it’s fitting.

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RBrenegade500.bsky.social

And he'll be so nice about it that Vance will thank him for it.

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OPohiohawkeye.bsky.social

Remember the expectations for Vance are VERY low. Like, the bar is the floor for that guy.

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And it won't matter. The press will sanewash whatever nonsense Vance says, and nitpick any normal policies Walz says.

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Kthryse.com

I don’t want to think about Vance and boning

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PMsweordbora.hausen.com

Like a brand new Edgar suit? 😬

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estavash.bsky.social

The pundits are saying Walz has a reputation as a bad debater so I'm keeping my expectations low, but I'll be delighted if you're right.

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Ssapindaceae.bsky.social

I would find this very satisfying!

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AHamyhoy.bsky.social

why did you have to make me hungry and think of jd vance at the same time 🥲

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Courtney Milan
@courtneymilan.com
She/her. I write books about carriages, corsets, and smartwatches. Mother of (emoji) dinosaurs 🦖🦕. 羽生結弦 fan. Fan of tea. This biography should not be taken as a complete description. courtneymilan.com
20k followers493 following14.3k posts