I figured it out: Threads is made for the type of people who want to live under an HOA.

No that’s mastodon. Each server is its own HOA.

It definitely has a sanitized vibe - the kind of news you see in the weekday morning network shows. This week the @Today show featured Brett Favre's Parkinson announcement & omitted his reason for testifying - he's accused of stealing funds intended for Welfare recipients.