✧ Height: 5'11" ✧ Weight: 148lbs ✧ Eyes: Red. ✧ Hair: Pale pink. ✧ Hair length: long (middle back). ✧ Frequently seen wearing: all sorts of colored shirts and black dress pants. ✧ Penchant for amusement. ✧ Highly skilled with tech.
“Then you’ll just have to indulge me.” Smiling up at him as she leans back into his chest.
✧ An infamous hacker that caused a mass data breach in the entirety of a nation. ✧ Formerly joined a group of evildoers known as the Seven Sages out of mere amusement. ✧ After all his law violations, he was imprisoned, and currently is on parole while reinforcing the very defenses he broke.
“The pudding addict.” Moves to sit on his lap and stops smothering his head. But now her wide hips and plump ass fill his lap.
“Some purple haired woman to be honest.” Smushes his head more as she adjusts herself to get comfortable.
“Ah. So we should get married? I mean a woman living with one as important as you without being your wife reflects poorly on you no?”
Shrugs her shoulders as those massibe badonkers jiggle. Clearly no bra. “When you sent me to the convenience store people were whispering that about me.”
“Can you show me what these words mean?” Hands him a list of words like “Cow.” “Milkers” “Slamcow” “Breedbait”
Great day to everyone. ... Meanwhile he'll be stuck in front of a computer for the next two hours.