Vance is proof that if one studies and endeavors to emulate the most annoying suckup white collar characters across TV and movie history, you too can be an embarrassing lapdog to one of the grossest humans to ever live

Few will ever reach JDs heights - of being an embarrassing lap dog to TWO of the grossest humans to ever live. Truly operating on a different level

He clearly never saw Niedermeyer in the Original Animal House movie, though...

Maybe this Christmas he'll attend a party at Nakatomi Plaza and try to negotiate with the terrorists who show up

Lap dog to...Trump, or Thiel?

YES!