You already ARE one of those.

Trump thinks phone apps are arcane knowledge with supernatural powers. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

Trump’s Absolutely Baffling Claim About ‘Phone Apps’ Raises New Questions

The former president seemed out of touch as he tried to describe a basic feature of any smartphone.

Not for children. Their hands get stuck in alpaca fur.

Only Bluesky administration can wield it.

They have a Bridgerton to sell.

Crime.

It wasn't Constantinople.

I was joking. That's not what the Rude tag is about.

"Look at me, I'm Homer Simpson!"

He could have resisted, but let it fester.