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Pick up a fire extinguisher this weekend. Buy a new one or just lift the one you own currently. Either way you're doing it right.

A kitchen. A person who uses a wheelchair is putting a new fire extinguisher away in a cabinet. Behind them is a magical deer named Alan Dracula. The person says, "Alan, I appreciate that you can put out fires, but I feel better having a fire extinguisher." Alan Dracula defiantly snorts a cool breath at the person. The text reads: Being friends with powerful deer is cool, but it's always best to make sure you have a working fire extinguisher in your home.
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Ddawnruhnaybrown.bsky.social

Okay, okay, but where can I find a deer friend? Just in case.

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Cchocogames.org

it's okay ms delinquent, i'm pretty sure it's under control

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JLmobute.bsky.social

the deer does not respect my boundaries

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Bbunzerton.bsky.social

I was wondering where Alan is and then I realized I have to INVITE HIM IN the house. Alan Dracula, come on in!

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UCcpsc.gov

cc @oweeeeendennis.bsky.social

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RProcketpunch.bsky.social

I see you, fellow Infinity Train lover.

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Eerisponsibility.bsky.social

Alan Dracula mention let's gooo Alan Dracula mention let's gooo

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SOemmeline.bsky.social

I have fire extinguishers. I don’t understand what you mean by “lift”. Do you want me to make sure that they’re still heavy?

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Llaythelisuwi.bsky.social

Nokotan!??!??

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Mmasterarc.bsky.social

Idk, some deer are more competent than others.

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Your U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission. Product safety info, data, and recalls. Standing for safety since 1972. Official account of the USCPSC. HQ: Bethesda, MD. Subscribe for recall emails on CPSC.gov. Report unsafe products on SaferProducts.gov
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