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Now playing at a home near you #Halloween

A house on a hilltop backlit by spooky red light. It is shining through the windows. A single ladder stands menacingly in front of the house. The scene looks like a horror movie poster. The text reads: Fall into fall. Night of the unsecured ladder. Always place your ladder on a firm, flat surface. Make sure you have a spotter to help prevent falls.
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CRcageyratfish.bsky.social

haha i literally have recurring nightmares about this. fortunately it's never happened to me in real life because i'm very careful with ladders, especially if i'm by myself. But clearly my brain feels it's necessary to remind me on a regular basis about unsecured ladders

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tistheism.bsky.social

I seriously thought this was a game for a min! Like another Dumb Ways to Die but a kid has to get through a house by fixing all the safety pitfalls to keep their family safe. Nothing more annoying than a kid who believes in their Safety Plan (Me I was that kid)

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Jordan Peele, when you get to Bluesky please call us we have a pitch for you.

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LHizerna1.bsky.social

I just know I'm gonna fall to my doom no matter what

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BSlammatic.hellthread.vet

Oh fuck yeah I love climbing Unsecured Ladder Sometimes it turns into Monostilts™️

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You're doing a great job injecting humor into your safety warning. Bravo!

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Aalien408.bsky.social

i cant explain it, ive been on rollercoasters, ziplines, and a pamper pole, but ladders are what cause me extreme dread and fear

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Kjdyzz.bsky.social

Now I'm gonna make every ladder I see unsecure for the funnie

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Ggrimblegorp.bsky.social

Thank god you're on bluesky

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Pplodeer.bsky.social

The real horror is osha realizing there is an unsecured ladder and taking away my forklift certification.

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Your U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission. Product safety info, data, and recalls. Standing for safety since 1972. Official account of the USCPSC. HQ: Bethesda, MD. Subscribe for recall emails on CPSC.gov. Report unsafe products on SaferProducts.gov
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