Just having a bit of fun for fat cock Friday.

And, I finally blew my wad.

When you’re tired, but your brain chose sleep time to try to come up with a witty comeback to that kid whose name you don’t remember who called you “messy Marvin” when you were 5 because you wore glasses.

Nothing better than getting blown while having a cigar.

I really need a fuckhole to plow.

Smoking cigars and fucking is literally the best way to spend a weekend.

Lazy Saturday.

I was in the scotch section and found a 13 year old scotch called Craigellachie. I figured it must be a sign that I should try it. Try it, I did! Love it? I do. This is my new go-to. Cigar and a scotch on the weekend. Best way to relax!

Oh hey, me fucking and smoking a cigar. Who would have guessed?

I need help. I have 9 audible credits I need to spend and I need recommendations. I like fantasy and read Jordan, Sanderson, and Pratchett. I’m willing to go out of that genre though (as I often do), but looking for queer and PoC writers if you have recs.