(🐦OG: 30.8.22) AU where all of the #ShenJiu SIMPs are his disciples, who are all competing with each other for their Shizun's attention. So it's LBH, YQY, LQG, MQF, GXY, ZZL, and who else I missed or would be fun to add, all as SJ's disciples and who all want to wife him.

And they are actively fighting over who gets to bring him his tea, who gets to do his washing, and whatnot. While getting hit over the head with his fan gives gigantic bragging rights.