I think this may be the moment I peaked in the wisdom department.

Turning down the radio volume so I can read the street signs more easily when driving somewhere new. #why?

Most days I'm a morning person. Then there's today, where I inadvertently shoved a spoon full of soft cat food into my mouth. Fancy Feast? Not that fancy. I'm definitely awake now though. #stilllifewithcat

That urge to over share about over sharing. #youknowwhatimean

Band names made from out of context statements taken from my younger more "substance infused" self. Assaulted by Pink. #I_not_the_band_you're_the_band

I love English ❤️. You can verb almost any word simply by tossing it into the place a verb should go. #i_language_how_i_want

Apparently I have an amazing place to put things for safe keeping, because I keep putting things there and then never finding them again. #I'm_my_own_poltergiest

The absolute joy in my wife's face when I bring her some midnight bacon. #marriedlife.

Republican platform in a nutshell. #Election2024

Screw Jesus, I'm gonna let Spite take the wheel for a bit. #spite_not_sprite