Anyone else brush their teeth 20 times right before going to the dentist or is it just me? #what_is_adulthood

Why is a "cat nap" synonymous with a short nap? Cats sleep about 20 hours a day. We should be like "I'm taking a cat nap, see ya Monday!" #Isimpforcats.

"Don't be silly, you can't think up a movie concept from a single photo." The photo:

I love that the GOP is going down thanks to 30-50 (million) feral cat ladies. #Election2024

Someone threatened me with 40-50 feral cats and honestly it sounded like paradise. 😽 #isimpforcats

Turns out that being told hundreds of times a day by hundreds of different people that you HAVE to care about something or you're an absolute garbage human is a really good way to make someone not care about something. How could we have possibly anticipated this? (S)

This is a reminder that there is no "migrant crime wave". They are lying. #Election2024

"... but you fuck ONE couch! " JD Vance, probably #election2024

I don't mean to brag...

Call me crazy but I don't want to spend 4 years hearing "Vance, Vance Refrigeration" in my head every time someone mentions the VP. #election2024