Screw Jesus, I'm gonna let Spite take the wheel for a bit. #spite_not_sprite
Meeting new people, Them: "So tell me about yourself." Me: "Well, I wear underwear." #awkward_on_land
If VP picks are traditionally the "attack dogs" of the campaign, Vance is coming across as the cocker spaniel that pees a little every time someone acknowledges he exists. 🐶💦 #election2024#WalzisahappyLab
You ever just going about your day when your brain hits you with an "Most Awkward Moments of Your Life" reel and find yourself apologizing out loud to phantoms from your past who've probably forgotten you exist? Good times. #mortification
What in the Stranger than Fiction is this BS. Who the hell wants real time narration of their own damn posts?
In the 50s they had, "Duck and Cover" What we need now is, Block and Scroll #stop_letting_them_win
I'm so bad at bait posts and comments because when they work I just want to brag to the people they worked on about it. ☺️🤣 #I_also_do_gift_spoilers
Anyone else brush their teeth 20 times right before going to the dentist or is it just me? #what_is_adulthood