alright bluesky, i present to you "every shockland in magic the gathering is a euphemism for pussy"

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That reminded me of my half-formed shitpost about exploring someone's breeding pool. It might involve my colossal plow, but I'm not sure yet how to incorporate that, because it doesn't interact with lands 😅

I'm screaming in the best worst way

...huh.

Nods simicly

Okay Overgrown Tomb is HILARIOUS ...But what does this make fetchlands?

I don't know if I wanna unsee it or embrace it

Turning someone's hallowed fountain into a godless shrine

Thanks I hate it (I will never think about these the same)

@alleyacoustics.bsky.social