This is how i get attention

its working (you're doomed)

literally drooling rn

And it works all the time

And here we see the rare shortstack possum, performing his attraction dance.

imagining that "here's that attention you ordered" meme but with a fat sweaty wolf man leaning forward slut style over the counter

Very rhythmic. Makes it hard to think

You got it, dammit

Now if I could just get behind you…

When you do a good job and he gives you that 'bending ovation'

You have my attention