We do this one yet?

I may have to see the cushions

Imagine living your entire adult life selling out as hard as humanly possible to climb the social ladder only to have the most notable thing about you be that you look like you'd jerk off in unusual and pathetic ways.

I mean, If I'm gonna slam my gubbins in a couch then yeah it's gonna be an Oxblood Chesterfield.

The holes on the couch is ugly

Lol okay that'll stop the memes