I'm sorry they're doing what at the where now (with alt text, for accessibility for all and free clout for me)

Won't somebody think of the pews.

You know I'm pretty active in my church. It's an important part of my life. If my church pulled this crap, I'd be out the door yesterday.

Vote for chasers??? No, I don't think I will, thank you.

Apologies in advance for the collateral damage

a man in a dark room says i say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit

Alt: Ripley in ALIENS saying to nuke the site from orbit it’s the only way to be sure

And it’s such *excellent* alt text!

#TaxChurches

tax the churches that do this shit

I know it smell crazy in there

borrowed your alt text