Trump: *pukes on stage* The news: Interesting new approach Trump: *pukes and shits on stage* The news: Dynamic leadership in action Trump: "pukes and shits on stage the silently dances in the puke and shit for 40 minutes* The news: Quiet strength on display
The news I see about the election in the UK is normally framed like: “Kamala refuses to give her ten year education reform plan, should we be worried it only covers five years?”
This is the day Donald Trump became president
Trump: *shits, pukes on stage and rubs an undecided voters face in it WHILE dancing to “Ave Maria”. The news: “Trump rubs voters face in shit and puke; how this is bad for Kamala Harris”
Trump: *meanders on stage for 18 minutes and then threatens to skip out on paying for a service* The news: This vexes me www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DPk...
YouTube video by Guardian News
CRUMBLE.
Trump: Thank you. We're the aristocrats! (Does the worm through the puddles and writhes offstage.)
I'm baffled by it all I can only think they fear him winning and doing the Turner Diaries IRL
Reminded of that scene in the dictator where Sacha baron Cohen's decoy is being a buffoon at the UN and everyone's like "oooh what does it mean?"
The Aristocrats!
Undecided voters say puking and shitting humanizes Trump