Relatedly: I will sell my soul to the next corporation that offers me half the salary of Big Tech but to do *actual* *work*. 💸

Ex-Googler, current crocheter, reporting for duty! 🫡

Which kind of former coder are you: baking bread, too many synthesizers, or woodworking?

"🤔Fair enough."

i saw a video today of a guy who wrote a computer program to calculate how many cans of alphabet spaghetti-o’s it would take to write out the lord of the rings trilogy entirely in spaghetti-o’s letters, and i think that guy should be the only man allowed to write code anymore.

Schadenfreude of the day: watching a cybertruck circle endlessly looking for parking 🤭 I didn't get to see what happened, but just as one must imagine Sisyphus happy, one must also imagine that the cybertruck found parking.

Love watching mandatory ads before I can see the State of the Union address. Democracy.

I've had two separate people this week tell me I need to go convince Big Tech to listen to social scientists. 🤣 Oh you sweet summer child.... "Tech really should hire someone like you" "Dear, they did hire people like me. And then they fired all of them for doing their jobs" 🙊

Prediction: as climate change escalates, Punxsutawney Phil's frequency of correct predictions will rise, with the post-Groundhog Day weather more closely approximating random

got an email from the U.N. that im entitled to $3.5 million. im just like wow guys ty so much, really appreciate it ❤️